COLLIN PIPRELL Generating realities, exploring them, losing the thread.

1Sep/104

RSVP: Recent outbreaks of random structural violence

Posted by Collin Piprell

Asteroids on sinister trajectories, suicide bombers in china shops. Epidemic this and high-cholesterol that. The failure of the Western metaphysic. Soaring cheese prices. Black holes of uncertain provenance and appetite lurking in the centers of our galaxies, shrinking public spaces in which to smoke, vanishing marine fisheries, incompatibility between relativity and quantum theory, Sarah Palin, language extinctions, cross-species viral infections, cougars in suburban gardens, friggin’ Chihuahuas everywhere not to mention toy poodles, global warming, entropy… Where will it all end? Whoa.

And now we’ve got outbreaks of random structural violence. "Random structural violence" was an expression sometimes bandied about in academic discussions of international relations back in the early 1970s. But we can extend this notion to experience in general, to the very structure of being. For example, it's almost certainly involved in the hangover Jack Shackaway says he’s suffering even though he's pretty sure he didn't drink anything. And random structural violence has struck Bill the Mathematician. Bill doesn’t know when this happened, though the medics say it was some years ago, so we might speculate this is a case of proactive karma, since he’s the one who passed the Mac virus on to me just a couple of months ago (see “Make yourself feel better & save $200,000 to boot”).

He went for an MRI to investigate some unrelated issue, and next thing the doctors were asking him: “How did you break your back?”

“I didn’t break my back.”

“You’ve got a broken back.”

“Get serious.”

“We are serious. It’s healed. But you broke your back.”

“Have you got a medical license or something you could show me?”

They showed him the MRI scans, and sure enough—there it was: two vertebrae had been fractured at some point in his life.

The thing is, his back didn’t hurt. And he had no recollection of an accident or some spell of back pain that would suggest a broken back.

And this is no isolated incident. Bill Page—this is not Bill the Mathematician, but rather a Bangkok writer of no mean talent (see “Nirvana, freedom, etc.”)—was reclining one Sunday morning in the La-Z-Boy he bought to celebrate his retirement, if not actually contain it altogether. Surprising himself at the vigor of his daring plan, he managed to escape its clutches, thinking he’d make himself another coffee. Only then did he discover the problem. He called to ask my advice.

“What do you know about broken ankles?”

“Not much.”

“Do they swell up a lot and go black?”

“Is this your own ankle we’re talking about, here?”

“Yes. And it’s starting to hurt like hell.”

“Then it’s fair to assume that your ankle is broken. How did that happen?”

“I don’t know. I think it was okay when I went to bed last night. And when I had my shower this morning, and when I had a coffee a while ago. It was only as I disembarked the La-Z-Boy, thinking I’d get another coffee, that I noticed something was wrong.”

“You don’t remember breaking it?”

“I had a few Mekhong-sodas last night; you know how it is. But I’m sure I’d remember breaking an ankle. And why didn’t I notice it earlier this morning?”

Good question. Because it was well and truly broken—they eventually put a pin in it. Another instance of RSV? Probably. One minute you’re standing there wondering what to have for breakfast, and the next—badda-boom—you’ve got a broken ankle. Or a broken back. All sorts of things nobody wants.

There's not a lot more I can say about this phenomenon now, other than we must all beware. Early signs suggest RSV is becoming pandemic (RSVP).

Image from Beverley Hills Chihuahua, which I haven't seen, okay?

I invite visitors to report other instances of RSV.

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28Aug/101

Hunted by dragons

Posted by Collin Piprell

"My girlfriend, the skipper’s wife and myself were standing atop a steep-sided limestone islet poking up just off a beach on Horseshoe Bay, Rinca Island, Komodo National Park. And more company was on its way. A hundred metres down the beach the way we had come, I noticed, a 2.5m dragon was following hot upon the flick-flick-flick of its tongue, moving toward us as though it were very late for lunch indeed."

Read the whole story:  "Dragon's Dinner Manque."

Graham Abbott, a first-rate underwater photographic and natural history dive-cruise  leader based in Bali, is off to Komodo National Park. In response to someone's note about watching out for the Komodo dragons, he compared these critters to big dogs. When I suggested they could resemble nasty  big dogs, he said he'd like to hear my story. So here it is.

In fact, the experts proffer  mixed opinions about how dangerous Komodo lizards are to humans. These opinions aside, I can testify that, properly appetized, they can indeed get interested in taking a piece out of you. Here's one from Komodo Island, fairly used to people and docile, as these things go.

But I don't want to over-dramatize matters. In fact it's easy to find closely related monitor lizards right here in Bangkok's canals and city parks. They're smaller, but not that much smaller. Here's a recent catch from Suan Rhotfai, just north of Chatujak Weekend Market (this specimen was about two meters long):

I've never heard of anyone being attacked, though that might be because Thais tend to detest big lizards so much, for reasons that have never been clarified for me, they never get close enough to be threatened.

Back to Komodo National Park, here we have Sara shooting a big lizard, never mind she's a Thai, getting right up close and personal.

In fact they went on to become good friends.

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25Aug/107

Magic potion revealed!

Posted by Collin Piprell

One way to feel better, in these troubled times, is to buy an outrageously expensive computer for half price (see “Make yourself feel better and save $200,000 to boot”, 26 July; “No iMac for me, no siree!”, 2 August; “Let me explain” 4 August 2010). You can thereby save so much money you feel pretty rich.

Having thus propitiated the Great Gods of Consumerism and Mammon, and finding that you still aren’t feeling as super-cool as you’d hoped, you next turn to New Age malarkey and herbal remedies. What you need is a regular dose of something natural, preferably organically natural, that seems to be no part of Big Pharmaceutical’s plan to rule the world. Right? And I promised last time to tell you about my secret magic potion.

To allay fears this elixir involves any eye of newt, I’m going to reveal the formula right away. Then I’ll describe the R&D that went into it.

Formula: Collin’s Nearly Free Snake Oil and Super-placeboic Panacea

Cinnamon                           1 heaping teaspoon

Turmeric                           1 heaping teaspoon

Ginger                            ½ or 1 teaspoon (depending on mood)

White pepper (ground)         a sprinkle or two

Honey                           a wee dab, all but homeopathic in quantity

Hot water

Grind the dry ingredients together with the back of a teaspoon in a small cup. Add hot water and stir till you achieve a uniform suspension. Do this mindfully, if you feel like it. Whistle “Dixie,” if you prefer.

Stir the honey in, and let the mixture cool a bit.

Take a mouthful and use this to wash down 4 large vitamin C tabs, if you think this is a good idea.

Take another mouthful and gargle, cautiously. This feels weird. Another advantage, I suspect, is that it has helped clear up the chronic tonsillitis I’ve suffered for many of my years in Bangkok.

Total cost: A daily dose, as prescribed, sets you back less than the price of a single 1,000mg hit of vitamin C (with bioflavonoids added).

Benefits: Untold. Many, at least.

Grounds for believing this: A natural human tendency to believe whatever seems convenient at any given time.

Claims that this blog is funded by Big Powdered Spices: Unfounded.

Clinical trials: In progress, 18 months and counting. Sample population of one (1), and I feel pretty good so far.

R&D: There follows the history of the process that led me to this discovery.

Cinnamon

a) Faulty blood-sugar apparatus leads to pre-diabetes scare (see post from 13 June 2010: “Sons of the Undead: Lives of the Pre-dead Zombies).

b) Online research reveals authoritative-looking reports that a teaspoon (or two, or possibly three, who knows?) of cinnamon does good things for one’s sugar metabolism.

Natural organic cinnamon actually comes from the bark of the cinnamon roll.

c) It turned out I wasn’t pre-diabetic, but I got this notion that maybe cinnamon was the antidote to large all-dressed pizzas, something I might then enjoy for more years while remaining non-pre-diabetic. (DO NOT FOLLOW THIS ADVICE, which is highly speculative and, Sara tells me, just plain stupid.) So I started taking a teaspoon of cinnamon every day.

d) Why one teaspoon? The word “teaspoon” recurs in related online posts, and caution leads me to prescribe just one or two teaspoons per dose rather than, say, six or twenty.

Turmeric

a) For years I’d heard New Age types extolling the virtues of this spice. They never claimed it would prevent nuclear war, but they believed it addressed many other ills.

b) While shopping for the cheapest cinnamon I could find on the shelves of the local Villa Supermarket, I noticed that turmeric was even cheaper, so I thought what the heck, eh?

c) Later, online, I found authoritative-looking reports that turmeric appeared to have some effect in treating certain cancers, plus women in South Asia used it to clear their complexions. That was good enough for me. (A lot of other claims were made as well, but I got tired of reading this stuff.)

d) The principle of symmetry led me to specify one teaspoon per dose.


Ginger

a) Drinking a mix of cinnamon and turmeric is downright unpleasant, and I suspected there was some missing ingredient, one that would make my potion more palatable.

b) Then, while shopping for more cinnamon and turmeric at Villa Supermarket, I noticed adjacent bottles of ground ginger. The downside: It was more expensive. The upside: (i) I remember how much I’d liked gingersnaps as a lad, and (ii) I vaguely recalled reading, probably online, that it was good for the digestion or something.

c) I added it to the mix, which subsequently tasted more interesting, if not exactly better.

d) Going back online, I found more-or-less authoritative-sounding claims that ginger also had anti-inflammatory and antibiotic properties, maybe, sort of. That was good enough for me.

e) Half a teaspoon just seemed right. Besides which, a full teaspoon, together with the cinnamon and turmeric, made the potion too sludgy. (Did I mention I always drink my potion from the same little Japanese teacup?)

White pepper

a) The pepper shaker happened to be sitting there on the kitchen counter one morning as I was mixing up the medicine, and I thought, hey, this could be interesting. And it was.

b) I recommend a sprinkle or two. It probably has no benefit anyway, so it’s purely a matter of taste, the way commas can be.

Honey

a) While updating my online researches, I encountered opinion that a combination of honey and cinnamon had been known to boost the immune system and whatnot since the times of the ancient Romans and things.

b) Empirically minded by disposition, and a big fan of the scientific method, I tried a tad of honey in my next morning’s potion—“natural” honey, of course—and discovered this hint of honey-sweetness perfectly complemented the piquant notes of pepper and ginger. It was almost delicious, yet not so tasty you had to suspect it couldn’t be doing you any good at all.

c) Listening to my body, the way everyone says you should, I heard it say, “Whoa! This is good shit,” and I felt the placebo effect kick in, never mind whatever else was happening.

So it was good, and that’s why I take this stuff every morning before breakfast.

I hereby invite visitors to share their own special potions and panaceas on this site.

Turmeric image from www.beautycosmopolite.com/skin-eats.

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24Aug/102

Free snake oil!

Posted by Collin Piprell

Remember what I said last time about Bibi Bulambowitz and all things New Agey? Yeah, well. I have a confession.

It’s as though Stephen Hawking has admitted he uses a Ouija board to explore black holes. So shameful is this admission, in fact, that I wouldn’t post it here did I not know almost no one visits my blog anyway, and one of the regulars calls himself Osho. Are you ready for this? I drink a magic potion every morning before breakfast.

Here, I should refer you to an earlier blog installment (“Sons of the Undead: Lives of the Pre-dead Zombies”, 13 June 2010). And, just to follow up, I recently needed a medical certificate, and thought I’d ask the doctor to check my blood sugar again while she was at it. Just to see what was what, and make sure I was still much healthier than I ought to be. My blood, as it turned out, continued to resemble a pure mountain spring, my metabolism a sugar-processing dynamo. I believe she was disappointed. “Now, Mr. Piprell. This is good. But you should still watch your diet, okay?” I.e. cut down on bread, rice, pasta, potatoes—all the main food groups. Yeah, sure.

But to get back to my magic potion—how much does this explain my counter-intuitively clean blood? And how much does it call into question the efficacy of Bibi’s vitamin C cure for all ills respiratory? (That cold/flu never did win--see my last post.)

Hell, I’d might as well ’fess all the way up. This potion could account for the disappearance of what I’d decided was arthritis in two finger joints, the fading of a wee patch of psoriasis on my face, the fact I have no cancer I’m aware of, the absence of Basque terrorists in my garden, and my discovery of a 50-baht note in a book I’ve long meant to re-read.

What is this magic potion? … Whoa. Look at the time. I’ve got to run.

I’ll reveal all next time, okay? (Sara says I should patent it and we can finally buy that beach-house in Portugal, but some New Agey impulse tells me I must freely share this information with humankind. At the same time, I accept no liability whatsoever for Basques in your garden, terrorists or not, or for medical conditions that persist or, perhaps, even thrive on this supposed panacea.)

Wait. Did I mention my potion might also be an effective appetite suppressant?

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22Aug/101

Linus Pauling and the Energy Vortex rool, OK!

Posted by Collin Piprell

The flu season is here.

I was coming down with a massive cold yesterday. The signs arrived the night before—a fluey muzziness, a cough, soreness in the chest. Past experience suggested I’d have a ripping head cold and sinusitis by morning, fever and a sore throat the next day, and a fine honking case of bronchitis to follow.

My old friend Bibi Bulambowitz is a vastly intelligent, worldly, emotionally volatile individual who has been living too close for too long to a notorious cosmic energy vortex and its attendant mob of New Agers. So I have to take her advice with a grain of salt (itself a New Age practice among ancient Romans). Anyway, she said she knows I’m a skeptic, and bone-headed to boot, but here’s what I should do. I should take 4,000mm of vitamin C every four hours for two days. And this vitamin C of which she spoke should include bioflavonoids. Why? She wasn’t sure, but I should trust her in this matter. And no, it doesn’t work better at the crossroads in the full of the moon, she told me in answer to my query.

Linus Pauling lives! But I wasn’t in the mood for flu/bronchitis/the whole shtick. A doctor would merely tell me to take some aspirin, drink a lot of fluids. Rest. And I’d still have bronchitis next month. So I thought what the heck, eh? I took 12 big tabs of vit. C (with bioflavonoids and stuff) yesterday, and another four upon rising this morning. And guess what? It worked. This malarkey got right past my skeptical defenses, I’m embarrassed to say, and cured me.

I don’t feel really excellent, something I rarely do anyway. But I have no head cold, no more sinusitis than your average Bangkokian experiences every day of his life. My chest feels normal. Prognosis generally positive, in fact, except now I can find no justification for goofing off for a day or two. The down side of health.

What’s that? Oh, yeah.

Sara has just reminded me of a recent lecture I gave her on the placebo effect, when she was taking capsules full of some green powder that a colleague had dealt her, claiming this would cure the common cold, prevent osteoporosis, and generally keep her motor humming to a ripe old age.

Yeah, but, I tell her. This is different. It works. Don’t ask me how.

Bibi really knows her placebos, says Sara.

What’s a bioflavonoid?

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13Aug/106

Let me explain

Posted by Collin Piprell

There’s a new and especially antibiotic-resistant bug on the loose, threatening to spread worldwide. As though we needed another new epidemic, not to mention all the floods and earthquakes and rising seas and so on. In fact the suspense is killing me, as I await the plagues of toads and suchlike falling from the skies (Exodus 7-12).

But the near-universal spread of the consumerist virus doesn’t get enough press. (Maybe that’s because governments around the world have every interest in promoting the pandemic, for this lies at the heart of “economic recovery” plans. So team players don’t go around describing our favorite growth engine as a plague, and forget about the most recent collapse of the global financial system.)

But I was going to talk about my new computer, and why I have it.

This cultural worm (consumerism acts like a virus but it’s also a worm) has conspired with a trojan computer to warp my judgment. My new desktop is so sophisticated it has an agenda all its own, and when enough of them get networked, like in about a week and a half, probably, it’ll be Bob’s yer uncle. Humankind superseded by an intelligence of our own creation. At the end of our long history we come to know our essential nature, revealed to ourselves by our own offspring as obsolete, unpleasantly smelly wet things that shed hair and bits of dead skin all over the place, clogging up the fan vents on our successors.

I didn’t mean to buy a new computer. Especially an iMac 27” supercomputer with a 1TB HD, a shitload of RAM and some processor I can’t even talk about for fear agents of foreign powers come and take it from me. This machine has all the latest doodahs and gimcracks. I can now handle words of any length and sentences of any complexity. I can move the words this way and then back again. I can delete commas and replace them at will. I can adopt full-screen, page-width View and then stand back at duelling range to write without the use of reading glasses. I am a god among penniless scriveners.

And I didn’t really mean to switch from PC to Mac. But Mac Users I know transfixed me with steady gazes and made pronouncements in tones of profound certainty. Mac Cultists who were complete strangers gestured hypnotically in public places. Evil designers and engineers at Apple have gone around expressing the epitome of classic elegance, the quintessence of contemporary cool. And Sara, of course, tells me I should do whatever makes me feel good, never mind my Buddhistic arguments that this is all maya, eh?  Attachments to transitory things that can only bring more unhappiness down the road when one’s acquisitive lusts find new focus. Etc.

But here I sit, gazing at several acres of screen space, my old 19” Dell hooked up to one side of the 27” iMac which (have I already mentioned this?) has the actual computer built into the frame of the monitor.

Mac Cultists have been sent by the Devil.

But here are some arguments that finally swung me from PC to Mac.

  • The Mac looks neat.
  • And… Um.
  • My old PC has gone gaga. It does odd things at unpredictable intervals, except it predictably does these things at the most inconvenient times possible.
  • It’s all of three years old, of course, but it takes so long to boot that I try never to have to boot up.
  • Nevertheless the machine has taken to crashing so often that I spend more time booting up than I do working or having fun or sleeping.
  • Even when the computer is booted up, Outlook, my mail program and contacts organizer, takes so long to download e-mail that carrier pigeons might make a speedier option.
  • My PC is ugly.
  • Macs are cool.
  • I’m told Macs, unlike PCs, don’t progessively slow down till they’re neck and neck with a pre-global warming glacier.
  • And they’re sweet. Or did I aleady mention that?
  • The text is adjustable to any size and for any light, so I’ll avoid eyestrain.
  • Mac hardware and Mac software, unlike their PC counterparts, are part of a unified design, so they work better. (Or so I’m told; it’s too soon to say.)
  • I need to renew my sense of personal efficacy, and I don’t want to sit downstairs with my buddies in my new cabin cruiser wearing a Tilly hat and drinking beer and talking about fishing. (See my last post, if you want to know what I'm talking about here.)
  • For years I’ve been reading about a database/search program for Mac called DevonThink, for which there’s no PC equivalent, and I’m dying to try it.
  • I spend much of my waking life in front of computers, and this environment should be as efficient and pleasant as I can make it.
  • This iMac is just too cool for words.

So here we are. Aethestics and ease of use rool, OK! Plus a consumerist virus ate my brain.

The illustration, above,  is from an article, Can Animals Predict Earthquakes?”,  about a mysterious invasion of toads in Mianzhu, China in 2008.

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12Aug/102

No iMac for me, no sirree.

Posted by Collin Piprell

I’m not going to buy the iMac. (See my earlier post 26 July: "Make yourself feel better and save $200,000 to boot".)

I recognize the syndrome. The world is going to hell all around me, and I haven’t won any literary prizes this week. My girl don’t love me and my chickens all ran away, not to mention my cotton won’t grow (© Mad Max iMac McGinty), and I sit here singing the blues and wondering what would make me feel better.

This is what leads grown suburbanite men to buy cabin cruisers and then park them in their driveways as a handy place to sit and drink beer with friends and wear their Tilly hats and talk about fishing. (Far lesser fits of existential angst merely leads Sara to go to a department store and buy a new blouse or skirt. Of course, this is a far lesser pressure on the budget, and a blouse at least keeps the chill off.)

What I’m saying is that the Mac-lust is merely a nearly universal human tendency, first of all, to want to leave some mark on the world—some tangible evidence we exist, a sign that says “I have passed this way.” It’s also a status thing, a bit like wolves pissing on the boundaries of their territory but arguably more polite. Most basically these days, however, it’s a symptom of the consumerist virus that infects the mind with insane urges to buy things that you don’t need. (Here’s an juliet schor interview2 - JCC that explores this syndrome in some detail.)

As the Lord Buddha, for one, clearly saw—this behavior will only leave you unhappy again, once the initial buzz wears off and you hear that some even fancier item is now available, and one of them even now rests with the Jones in the apartment next door. Yeah. Next thing you know there’s a new iMac that’s powerful enough you can use it to fly whole communities, maybe even the entire Tea Party, across vast interstellar distances to other galaxies. And you’ll just have to have this thing, even though all you’ll do with it is string words together and then change them around this way and that till you get tired of it. (That’s if you’re a wordsmith, which I claim to be.)

Just buy it, says Sara. Stop talking about it and buy it. It’ll be good for you.

And this, and that, but there’s no way I’m  going to buy the iMac, no matter how half-price it might be, and no matter how enormous the pile of money I’ll therefore save. Okay? Geez.

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3Aug/104

Interview with me, me, me, eh?

Posted by Collin Piprell

Voicu Minhea Simandan, a writer living in Bangkok, has posted an interview with me on his website, following an earlier synopsis of MOM and a review of my first book, Bangkok Knights.

The attention is much appreciated. His own work looks interesting, with notice of having completed a thriller (The Buddha Head) in manuscript.

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3Aug/100

Samui: So what’s new?

Posted by Collin Piprell

I saw a letter to the editor in yesterday's *Bangkok Post* that raised the question of whether exploration oil drilling could do any more harm to Samui's natural environment than mass tourism has already accomplished. Same old story, wherever you go--the same scenes that are being "spoiled" for the old hand, are  often "just wonderful, so natural!" to the first-time visitor.

Here's a take I did on this notion years ago (first photo from www.phuket-trips.com):

The silence boomed. At 1:00am the weary bartender had turned off the music. And the lights. In your average Bangkok bar, the procedure is to turn off the music and turn on the lights, which instantly causes everybody to metamorphose into furtive grey creatures scarcely distinguishable from the cockroaches, which in turn distinguish themselves from the cigarette butts and so on only when they move. But we were not in a Bangkok bar. Our cocoon of light and sound had suddenly fallen away to expose us to the tropical island beach as it once was, before people came along to improve things. (Night photo copyright Xxxx .)

We were sitting at an open restaurant-bar on a beach on Koh Samui. Some nice rhythm and blues had been romping away on the stereo. The bar was festooned with festive lights, and a palm tree limned with more lights leaned out over the sand, a beacon for tipsy stragglers from other parties down the beach. All very convivial. Abruptly, then, the lights and music were no more, and we dropped through some hole in space-time. It took a couple of seconds before our stunned sensibilities could make out the soughing of breeze in palm fronds, the gentle surling of surf, the chirp of a lizard, a faint burst of laughter from somewhere down along the bay. The universe had been expanded beyond the bar, magically transformed. Now we could see. The moon cast a silver sheen across sand flats and sea. Palm trees were serrated cut-outs pasted against a starry sky.

We sat in silence for some time longer, without drinks or diversion other than the still ambience of the nocturnal tropical beach. It was easy to miss out on this sort of experience altogether. But wasn't this the reason for coming  away from the city in the first place?

One of our party suddenly broke the tranquility: "You get these glorious white-sand beaches, lofty coconut groves, crystal water lapping on all sides, and what happens? They come along and pave it all over with beerbars and hotel swimming pools.”

I could share his sense of protest. But, I reflected, it’s more complicated than that. Change is in the very nature of things.

Take a tropical island like Thailand’s Koh Samui. Over vast ages, unimaginable forces in and beneath the Earth's crust thrust up the geographical feature of which Samui is a part – a line of low granitic mountains that forms the backbone of the peninsula, running from Malaysia along the southern Thai mainland and out into the Gulf of Thailand. Erosion gradually broke the rock down, providing soil for the growth of seeds that floated in by sea or were air-lifted and planted with bird droppings. Dense rain forest provided homes for animal species which first arrived aboard flotsam or by way of land bridges when sea levels were lower than they were now. Coral reefs were seeded by drifting plankton. Crabs and other marine life hitched rides in from other lands aboard coconuts. Eventually, many thousands of years later, the first people came ashore.

Until the 1970s and the advent of tourism, the Samui islanders largely subsisted on farming and fishing. The early history of the region is uncertain, but we can imagine that the first human habitation comprised little more than fishing camps here and there along the coast. Later, Samui came to lie on the edge of a major trade route between India and China; and both Indians and Chinese would have established at least temporary settlements in the area. According to legend, for example, Chinese junks put in at Samui for repairs and provisioning. More recently, 150-200 years ago or more, Chinese immigrants from Hainan Island came by sea. Commercial cultivation of coconuts, formerly the economic mainstay of the island, probably began at about that time. More recently still, Muslim settlers migrated from Pattani, on the mainland to the south, and settled mainly in a coastal fishing village that still preserves its cultural heritage. All of these people and others have contributed elements of their respective traditions to create the Samui we know today.

When we speak of the "natural beauty" of the island – the lush green hills and the lofty coconut palms – we’re talking about the product of hundreds of years of human habitation. Decades before the advent of tourism, the original rain forest had virtually disappeared, displaced by coconut groves, fruit orchards, rice paddies and villages. Aside from the birds, lizards and a few pigs, almost all of the local terrestrial wildlife has succumbed to hunters and to the clearing and cultivation of what had been its natural habitat. (Some would even argue that Samui's natural environment, in some ways, is in better shape now than it was a few years ago. From the outset of the tourism boom, for one thing, dynamite fishermen were forced out of the area, which helped to preserve the coral reefs.) Today there are a few patches of the original forest back in the hills, and the island's many streams are bordered by thick jungles of secondary growth such as bamboo and rattan. But the "pristine" scenes along the coast and up in the hills, as beautiful as they may be, have been in large part shaped by human activity.

With all that in mind, we should accept the inevitability of change. At the same time, however, we need constant reflection and dialogue concerning what we value and how best we can direct change to our advantage. On an island such as Samui you can still have it both ways, to some extent – whether you feel “modern” hotels and modern music is important, or whether you prefer more traditional landscapes and the music of the elements, you can have a good time.

So I thought about this and I thought about that, but mostly I enjoyed the peace and the closeness to the night elements. And, earlier, I hadn't considered these matters at all, but only enjoyed the music and lights. I suppose it's all in the mind, ultimately.

...

And, as Leary would have it:

“Things are always going to get worse, and we just have to take what friggin’ solace we can from that. What it means, we’re always living in a golden age, at least looking back from any time in the future.”

(Leary, in Yawn: A Thriller, by  Collin Piprell)

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28Jul/104

Balloon glasses & Buddhist Lent

Posted by Collin Piprell

Khao Phansa—roughly, “Buddhist Lent,” also known as the Rains Retreat, a time of spiritual renewal—began yesterday.

Sara came home late from a post-workday shopping excursion with Ms. Kook, her chief mentor in all things consumerist. They went to Siam Paragon Center, where many items were “70-80 percent off.” And what did she buy? A bunch of leaded crystal balloon glasses from the Czech Republic.

“Just look at all the money I saved,” she says, with a knowing grin. Just a little one. “The original price was very high.” And she names a figure that, if you shave 80 percent off it, still leaves your average starving writer gasping for breath.

“Whoa!” I reply. “I was only talking about the half-price iMac I-will-supersede-the-human-race computer. That was all just as-if, you know?”

“Aren’t they beautiful?”

And so they are. Elegant shape, exquisite bell-like tone when you clink them. (“Clink” doesn’t really describe it.)

“Is there any money left over for some wine that might do justice to these glasses?”

“We can save up.”

“Yeah, right.”

“No, really. We have three months.”

“What are you talking about?”

“I’ve given up drinking wine for Khao Phansa. For three months."

Well, sure. You buy the nicest wine glasses in town—in the whole world, for all I know—and then, I guess, you merely sit around and contemplate them for three months. It’s probably some kind of Zen thing. Even if we could afford it, there’s actually no wine perfect enough for such glasses, so we instead use them as meditative vehicles to appreciate the idea of the perfect wine. Perfect.

“I also bought these panties. Eighty percent off.”

Yow. As women’s undergarments go, these are the Czech crystal balloon glasses of all panties… Wait a minute. Surely not.

"This stuff you're giving up for Khao Phansa," I ask, "is there anything you aren't telling me?"

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