In what follows, I propose a speculative chronology of developments over the coming months as we try to maintain our social distancing. The items and the order in which they appear are off the top of my head.

I welcome suggested revisions or additions. This post could evolve together with actual developments out there in the real world.
- people begin looking notably dishevelled, unkept, a consequence of having spouses cut their hair or else having to do



Canadian writers were invited to speak.
Branded. Here’s something I reported on Facebook a couple of days ago. Based on my internet habits and tastes, FB’s algorithms had decided I was an aging proto-hipster who snored. So I should be a sucker for ‘soft-leather sandals,’ right? Not to mention a mini-CPAP device that would end my snoring forever. 